One of my more disgusting habits…

While eating a selection of snacks I realised that my lack of a spoon would require me to get up an miss at least thirty seconds of TV. In a flash of inspiration a new method for clean and utensilless kiwi consumption was born.

Rather than use a knife, or any other sanitary cutting tool, use your thumb nail to make a small incision half way down the fruit. Using the same method extend the the incision until the skin is broken all the way around. Some tongue action may be required to prevent any stray drips getting on your trousers.

Twist each half in opposing directions along the central axis. This will break the kiwi in two. Each half should be orientated so the exposed flesh is pointing upwards, this will prevent drips.

The next step is to eat the kiwi by placing ones lips around the circumference of the exposed region then suck and squeeze simultaneously to retrieve the glorious payload.  Repeat for the second half then dispose of the spent skins during the next advert break.